So last week some European sand niggers forgot to turn off their crock pots while they left for more tailgating supplies at the Boston Marathon and the chili blew up, killing three people. At first the media tried to say it was al-Qaeda. Then they said it was white people with right leaning points of political view. After THAT they said they had no fucking clue and I thought shit was about to get real. I really thought it was some lone wolf operation. A man with an agenda. A man who evokes thoughts of brave men before him, like Chris Dorner and current reigning High Score title holder, Anders Breivik. I was for sure he was going to unleash a series of unimaginable lulz in an interstate game of hide and seek with the FBI. But I too was wrong in my assessment. Fortunately for me I’m not CNN and I don’t have an audience at all.
Finally some attractive terrorists!
It was Eurotrash. Muslim Eurotrash. At least that’s what the government is saying. These two college kids who seemed, by all accounts, very Americanized, became extremists and tried their luck at the high score in co-op mode. Because of course we Americans are currently occupying Chechnya…er wait what?
Why don’t you believe?
Without going all Alex Jones and shit, I’m just gonna say I have a hard time buying the Chechen Islamic extremist angle. Of course the Chechen’s are known for being terrorists. Terrorists that attack RUSSIA. Because Russia is their great Satan and primary oppressor. There was the Beslan school massacre, the Moscow hostage crisis where the Spetsnaz killed EVERYBODY during the rescue operation, and of course the Moscow apartment, subway, and night club bombings. These are just some of the better known selections from the Chechen Jihad’s Greatest Hits album. In comparison, the Boston Marathon attack was a total fail. Aslan probably shit his coffin.
It’s on Wikipedia!
American Secretary of State Madeleine Albright noted in her 24 March 2000, speech to the United Nations Commission on Human Rights:
- “We cannot ignore the fact that thousands of Chechen civilians have died and more than 200,000 have been driven from their homes. Together with other delegations, we have expressed our alarm at the persistent, credible reports of human rights violations by Russian forces in Chechnya, including extrajudicial killings. There are also reports that Chechen separatists have committed abuses, including the killing of civilians and prisoners…. The war in Chechnya has greatly damaged Russia’s international standing and is isolating Russia from the international community. Russia’s work to repair that damage, both at home and abroad, or its choice to risk further isolating itself, is the most immediate and momentous challenge that Russia faces.”
So yeah, that’s why I have a hard time digesting the governments explanation. Not that anyone cares, but I just wanted to share that with you.
Right on.
